To find a one bedroom apartment with hardwood floors, good-sized windows, and some fucking architecture?
No, I do not want to live in your shitty complex where you spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on your lobby, pool, gym, fucking RACQUETBALL COURT, when you could have spent that capitol updating the actual apartments FFS. I hate your beige boxes with ugly carpeting, builder-grade features, and white laminate cabinets. I will not live in your white box, sir. FUCK YOUUUUUUUU.
I just want to live in the arts district, in an old brick building, above a nice little shop. Why is this so difficult?