brooklyn in a nutshell

kneeyoncebowls:

  • since i came back from b’more, an artisanal mayonnaise shop and a kimchi taco restaurant have opened up in the neighborhood
  • the guy from the bicycle shop is also an opera singer when he’s not repairing bicycles
  • the bartender has served me four pickle backs (whiskey shot followed by pickle juice chaser) this week upon request

i kind of love and hate it all at the same time

This has nothing to do with Brooklyn, but I was browsing comedy videos on the ole Youtubes today, and this made me think of you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQkuix2RW8c&feature=related

It involves side-mullet lesbians who bicycle around Chicago. I don’t think I really need to elaborate further.